Lisa Marie Presley’s Happiness

RIVERSIDE, CA.  It’s late, or maybe early in the morning, and my musings turn towards Lisa Marie Presley, conspiracy theories, and Dick Van Dyke.

I think she is the unhappiest girl in the world.  I write girl because I think there is a perpetual 9-year old girl still inside LMP and stuck in August 16, 1977.   The memories of her dad are the unreliable memories of a 9-year old girl and I think that troubles her.  Elvis is the most famous man in the world and she doesn’t know him and can’t trust her memories about him.

Elvis, Priscilla, Lisa & Riley

(L-R) Elvis, Priscilla, Lisa & Riley (grandaughter)

Maybe she’s happy.  I don’t know, but there always seems to be a deep, longing sadness in her eyes.

LMP seems to have made efforts to distinguish herself from her famous father.  It looks like she has succeeded in distancing herself and has become her own person.  Maybe she should have ran towards her dad’s shadow rather than running away from it.  I wonder what kind of singer she would be today if she embraced her dad’s legacy as her own.  Could LMP’s sultry voice have been as strong and unique as her dad’s if she had remained in his shadow?

Maybe she’s pissed.

What if the conspiracy is true and Elvis faked his death.  What if he assumed the identity of his dead twin, Jesse Garon, and has been alive all these years and living in secret.  It would be a tough, heart-wrenching secret to keep.

Jesse/Elvis w/grandson Benjamin Keough

Alleged photo of Jesse/Elvis with grandson Benjamin Keough.  1994.

Linda Sigmon-Hood is convinced Elvis is alive.  She is the self-proclaimed, personal friend of Jesse/Elvis and his confidant since he allegedly faked his death.  Spend enough time reading through her website and you may almost be convinced Sigmon-Hood is telling the truth.  She is either bonkers or telling the gospel truth.

Dick Van DykeMaybe the photo above is a picture of Dick Van Dyke with one of his grandchildren as one debunker suggested on her website.  Sigmon-Hood emphatically disputes the suggestion.  She seems to dispute a lot of things with legal threats.

What does Linda Sigmon-Hood look like?  What if she has been the victim of the longest, running catfish scam before the term was ever coined with the advent of social media?  Good, old fashion letters were once a form of manual, social media.

Whoa!  That was quite the hound dog chasing the rabbit down an offbeat trail, but now we’re back.

I believe Lisa Marie Presley is the saddest girl in the world.  I believe Elvis is dead.  I believe LMP misses her daddy.  I believe she can’t remember her daddy the way she wants to remember him.

That’s sad.


4 thoughts on “Lisa Marie Presley’s Happiness

  1. So Is Elvis alive:

    1.Elvis loved watchingTv & listening to his Record collection,Religion & Spiritual Reading/Thinking,Swimming,horse back
    riding,fishing,scooter motorcyle riding,
    golf cart races,fire-works fights,snow-ball fights,duck-hunting,sleep day away,loved women,loved singing,loved children,
    Elvis loved pranks joking around etc.

    2.If Elvis was going live on a Island.
    would be in near ocean,mississippi river,would Elvis live cheap Mexico
    since he made movie mexico.
    3.If Elvis was going live on a Island.
    would it be hawaiian island cause
    he did make a movie in Hawaii and
    had his concert in Hawaii and shortly
    before he died in March 1977 vacation.
    4.If Elvis was going live on a Island.
    Taylor Island -North of Canton, Missouri and South of Warsaw, Illinois and Keokuk, Iowa.anywhere he could hunt (ducks)& Fish .
    5.If Elvis was going live on a Island on the mississippi river islands a.Davis Isl b.
    Nicollet Isl c.Pike Isl d.Credit Isl. e.
    Grand Tower Isl F.Chouteau Isl. G.
    Campbell Isl h.Raspberry Isl. i.Stack Isl.
    j.Blanchard Isl. Isl.L.Tower Isl.
    6,Elvis’ Circle G Ranch, just south of town in Horn Lake, Mississippi.
    intersection of Goodman Road and Highway 301.big white cross and lake with a bridge.(looks lil island middle).
    Elvis put his horses on the Circle G ranch.Even bought trailor which him and
    wife lived in for a year or so.The memphis
    Mafia lived on the land with him as well.
    7.just imagine if Elvis became alias :Jon Burrows,J Carpenter,J Grob, Jesse and Supposedly if Elvis bought Rv –
    would it resemble 1960s-1970s models.
    and the mini bike& battery 1960s-1970s is in the picture Jesse Elvis Presley 1994 with grandson.
    8.what kind of reasons would Elvis want to run away :a.Step brothers Ricky -Billy-David Stanley upset with
    Elvis over Vernon separate get devorce from mother which kick them out of Elvis legacy and Dee blamed Elvis.b.Vernon being boss over Elvis life c.Vernon handled Elvis money making errors bad judgements &Vernon dismiss Elvis guards & Vernon brought Dee Stanley in presley household 1960s which upset elvis .d.Vernon sell Elvis plane -Jet Star case (lease deal)1976-1977s. . E.Maybe Elvis tired of Elvis Singing career.F.Elvis tired of having no privacy have no life cant even leave his home without reporters fans &people watch his every move.G.Elvis tired media saying unkind things about him true or not true it sure must of feel like a attack.and Elvis
    bodyguards write tellallbook maybe true or maybe not sure seemed outrageous & felt like betrayal since they suppose friends.but they were upset being fired.
    H.maybe Elvis tired Attack packages that Stanleys boys brought to him he wanted them to stop.i. Maybe Elvis wanted a new LIfe. For once find happiness normal way.Maybe he wanted find his spiritual journey destiny. j.Elvis 42 he felt life run out and it was now or never.


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